Red vs Blue Season 5: Male OC

Rvb S5 E2 "Got Your Back"

Blood Gulch
To the reds and Church standing around the spaceship, with Wade running up to the group.

Church: Wade? I thought you were right behind me, when we left?

Wade: I had to run back to get this bad boy real quick. (Shows rocket launcher) So, what's the situation?

Leo: Your 'teammate' thinks he can just call dibs on our ship!

Church: You mean my ship.

Leo: Just shut it.

Wade: Oook then so, what's with the tapping noise, sounds like Morris code.

Simmons: Morse.

Church: Sheila, if he corrects us again, please make him blow up.

Sheila: Ah huhah, sounds like fun. (trains her turret on them)

Church: Well what does it say?

Grif: It says "tap tap tap." We don't know.

Simmons: We were trying to translate it when you showed up an interrupted us.

Church: No, when I interrupted you, you were standing around doing nothing. Just like the last fifty times I interrupted you guys. Oh wai-wai-wait, listen listen! Listen, it says, "Red... sucks... balls." Hey, look my new ship can talk! And it knows things. That's a good ship.

Simmons: It's not your ship, it's our ship. We called it, and it came.

Church: I don't know, I don't see any markings on it.

Leo: It landed on Donut!

Sheila: That was fantastic.

Church: How in the heck would that mean- oh wait, the pink guy? Oh, I actually liked him!

Grif: Seriously, what's with all these feelings for Donut?

Simmons: You can't have the ship.

Leo: Just go back home, guys.

Church: I'm not asking for it: it's already mine. Right Sheila?

Sheila: Actually, I kind of like it. I think it is mine.

Wade: Shelia are you ok?

Simmons: (under his breath) I think there's something wrong with the tank.

Leo: She sounds a bit more dangerous now.

Grif: Yeah, I noticed.

Simmons: I've got an idea.

Grif: Whoa, okay hold on a second. Before you get too deep in to this, let me remind you that we don't exactly have a good track record when it comes to our plans and that tank.

Leo: Let's just hear him, out Grif.

Simmons: Thanks Leo but, guys I think the tank's malfunctioning.

Grif: Well only one part of it has to function for me to get turned in to a cloud of orange mist.

Church: Okay, just be cool.

Sheila: I am cool. You be cool.

Wade: Maybe, you should take a deep breath.

Shelia: Tanks don't breath.