1- if you ever find a hair in your food, put lots of salt in it to make sure they've changed the food when they give it back
2- if you ever flat a tire , take a picture so you can use it as an excuse in the future
3- if you're ever too embarrassed to buy something, buy a birthday card with it
4- when looking for somewhere to live, check the cell signal
5- ordering 2 four piece nuggets in Mc Donald's costs less than ordering a 6 piece
YOU ARE READING
THE FEMME FATALE GUIDE
Non-FictionHow to's, DIY's, Wallpapers...and everything you need to slay like a classy bad bitch!
