(Raccoon counts)
Raccoon: pfffftt heh uhh One second Imma lock myself in a room with UT Muffet. *walks out*
Geno: Monster? I don't hate any monster.. I hate a human. So do I even- *Reaper ran up and Kissed Geno then teleported away* -have a-a choice...
Fell: I'm gonna be locked in a room with Outer!
Outer: NO! GOD WHY!
Fell: Because I KNOW!
*Fell and Outer are now locked in a room*
Blue: A monster I hate? Hmm... I don't hate anybody! Maybe my Muffet? I don't know.. I legit can't kiss him soooo.. I'm gonna be locked in a room with Muffet!
Raspberry: *was about to kiss Blue before Blue walked into a room* God WHY?! Alright I'm locking myself in a room with my brother.
Cross: pffff- I-I uh don't like anybody--
(You know who) Chara: Cross don't lie. 'Oh I love D- '
Cross: Shut up... your part monster now and I don't want to deal with G@s5er so I'm gonna basically gonna lock myself in a room with myself.
Chara: fitting, cause you hate yourself too!
*Cross sighs and walks into a room and locks himself in*
Nightmare: *CROSSes his arms* I don't love anybody, no positive emotions in all, so I'm locking myself in a room with Dream
(Random person: LOVE CAN BE A POSITIVE OR A NEGATIVE EMOTION DEPENDS ON HOW YOU SEE IT!)
Ink: I don't have emotions. So I can't do this. I can simulate them though!
Dream: I don't love anyone. And I don't hate anyone... so Imma just talk with Ink.
*Most of the Sans' say 'I hate myself' and lock themselves into a room*
(That was a fun one! Rest in Pie Ink he doesn't have emotions.... I hope this is alright Snowflowerthehuman)
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