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Raccoon: *hears all the little puppies and kitties* Awwe I want to take them all!

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Raccoon: *hears all the little puppies and kitties* Awwe I want to take them all!

Reaper: You can though..

Raccoon: I can't I already have a pet! And way too many children, plus I gotta make sure you all don't die.

Reaper: You have a pet? Is it a rock?

Raccoon: No! It's actually my lizard! *Author Magic, Raccoon's Lizard Dwebble is now on his head* And cats hate him and dogs try to eat him! So I have to keep him with me at all times.

Reaper: Then why doesn't he have a chage here?

Raccoon: He lives in the real world.

Reaper: what?

Raccoon: I'll explain later!

Vacation: 11/14

(Snowflowerthehuman hope you liked the reveal of the pet. It was just a nice touch about my son.)

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