Are we there Yeti? Chef

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Warning: Gwen is bisexual in this please don't give me hate if you don't like it please skip this chapter

I was sleeping peacefully when I herd Heather above me sit up and loudly say "huh who's that" then Duncan say "how did we get out here". I sat up to see we were in the middle of the woods in our bunks. A helicopter buzzed over head and I thought it was Chris at first but when I called out his name I saw Chef climbing down the helicopter ladder instead.

"Everybody zip it how you got here is none of your concern" Chef said jumping off the ladder and onto the ground "Since when do you Oder us around and where's Chris?" I said crossing my arms angrily "not your gosh darn business where chris is I'm going to make you all wish you never born" Chef said laughing sadisticly
"May I remind you why it's my business" I said getting up in his face "FINE HES HOSTING THE OSCARS HAPPY, NOW GIRLY" he yells in my face. I nod and walk back to the other campers.

"Ok now that is over your mission is to find your way out of the Forrest or die trying" Chef told us making me gasp
"Are you serious we will die" Heather says

*Gwen in confessional*
"They left us in the woods alone again with Heather and Tammy I'd rather go swimming in the shark infested water"
*static*

"Here's how it works team 1 Delinquent and Grim girl, team 2 Bosy And Bosier" he said giving Duncan and Gwen one duffel bag and Heather and I the other. "Everything you need is in these bags you'll navigate your way north to base camp first team to tag the team totem pole wins and here's a tip get back soon because once nightfall hits you won't even be able to see your trembling hands in front of your terrified faces unless you got night vision goggles but you don't" Chef explained showing us goggles. Duncan immediately started whining about being scared

*Tammy And Heather in confessional*
"Duncan doesn't act like that what is his game?" I said
"I don't know but we have to watch him" Heather said
*static*

"This is crazy we'll be eaten by bears remember what happened to Beth" Gwen said crossing her arms
"Oh I wouldn't worry about that you'll wish you were eaten by a bear once you run into Sasquatchanakwa" Chef said with an evil smirk

Chef then got into his helicopter and the beds were picked up leaving us with only our bags and each other "This isn't legal you can't do this" Heather called out "Im telling Chris when he gets back" I yelled "hey peaches file it with the network lawyers" Duncan said running off with Gwen "where do they think there going they won't survive out there it's suicide" Heather said "whose knowns there idiots" i said

*Duncan in confessional*
"I wish I was paired with Heather or Tammy just so I had someone to push in front of a bear Gwen's to nice for me to do that to"
*static*

~~Meanwhile with Duncan and Gwen~~
"Um where are we going?" Gwen asked
"I just wanted to get away from the drama queens now let's see what he got here" Duncan said tipping out the duffel bags contents. There was a map a sleeping bag binoculars and bug spray

~~Back with Heather and I ~
I pulled out the compass "camp is north so we follow the river, I didn't get good grades in geography for nothing" I said picking up the duffel bag
"As long as we're not eaten by the Sasquatch" Heather said following me
"Please chef is just making that up to scare us and if it's true then let's hope my animal talent works on it" I said laughing a bit

*tammy In confessional*
"I don't believe in Sasquatches and they wouldn't like drop us in the woods if it did exist we could die I mean chef knows he'd be in big trouble if he harmed us without Chris's day so
*static*

We had only walked a bit when the Miskitos started biting us
"I'd kill for some bug spray these Miskitos think we're an all you can eat buffet" I said
"Well maybe the guys have some we can steal" I said as a Miskito stung heathers throat

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