Bleeding for Royalty

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Be Mysterious

Him|Her

"Assalamu Alaikum."

"Wa Alaikummussalam."

"Who's this?"

"Is that how to ask a question?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Ask questions politely."

"Please, who's this?"

"Good. Now was that hard? It's me, your Captain SpongeBob."

"Ohh. You."

"Yes. Me. Aren't you happy talking to me?"

"You are annoying and i don't owe you any answers."

"You're mean *sniff* *sniff*"

"Omg. Are you crying? I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it in that way."

"You do have a heart *laugh*."

"Wait, you called with a UK number yesterday and you're calling with a Nigerian number today."

"Yes, and?"

"Are you some yahoo-yahoo girl?"

"Excuse me? What's that?"

"You aren't Nigerian?"

"Can't you tell from my accent?"

"Oh, I'm sorry your voice is too annoying that i didn't notice your accent."

"Haha. So funny."

"Is that how sarcastic you can get?"

"I just didn't want you to cry."

"Now, is that sarcasm or just statement?"

"Is that how sarcastic you can get?"

"Touchè. Ouch. Nice one. SpongeBob one and Squidward zero."

"I never gave you a nickname so you can't just say you are Squidward."

"Okay, gimme a nickname."

"I'll think of one later."

"Goodluck."

"Thank you then. What do you wanna talk about?"

"Anything. Just bored af."

"How about you tell me your name?"

"Not happening."

"Fine! I also won't tell you mine."

"Fine with me. Get some sleep SpongeBob."

"What's the time?"

"I have no idea. What time is it though?

"It's time for lunch. "

"You never cease to surprise me. Goodnight, I have a headache."

"Shifakallah."

"You speak Arabic?"

"Yes."

"Masha Allah."

"Goodnight baby *laughs*. "

"Goodnight babe. Hugs and kisses."

"Stop smirking."

"How did you know I was smirking?"

"I have a brother so i know."

"He must be unlucky then."

"Goodnight!."

"Goodnight. Chill, i was joking."

Heyyyyyy I'm back! Sorry I took ages to update. I have been so busy.

What do you think?

PS: the dialogue is in Sadiq's POV.

Him is Sadiq
Her is Amra

See ya soon