Trouble – Missing me?
Snakecharmer – Not as much as you're missing me.
Trouble – And that's not a much as Taipan's missing you. I saw him last week. You messed with his mojo.
Snakecharmer – Thanks Austin Powers. You make me sound like some kind of Fembot. Taipan will be fine. He's just got a wobble on because I wouldn't sleep with him.
Austin – You're more Vanessa Kensington than a Fembot. Wait. Didn't Vanessa turn out to be a Fembot?????
Vanessa - ???????
Austin – I apologise. You're clearly a Felicity and not a Vanessa.
Felicity – Grrrrrr. Was there a point to all of this?
Austin – No, I just like to mess with you. Is it working?
Felicity – And you wonder why we never got together...
Austin – I know why. You were busy torturing snakes.
Felicity – I should ignore you. It's for the best anyway that we never hooked up. I'm over here trying to catch the eye of either Prince William or Prince Harry and you're over there teasing your groupies.
Austin – I met someone actually. I really like her.
Felicity –
Austin – Shagwell! Are you still there?
Felicity – Sorry, yes I am. Well damn, you're all at it.
Austin – I'm confused.
Felicity – You, Steph. You're all meeting people.
Austin – Steph, your sidekick. King's sister Steph has met someone?
Felicity - ***cue dramatic eyeroll*** Yes, Steph has met a boy. Can you tell I don't like him?
Austin – Well that sucks. I'll never forget how she burnt Syn. It was fucking gold. Jimmy still talks about it. Are you going to tell her you don't like her boy?
Felicity – No. I'll take the secret to my grave. Enough about me, tell me about your girl.
Austin – Her name is Gena and I really like her.

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