Poodle – Don't say it.
Muffin – Aw, why did you have to tell me not to? Now all I can think about is telling you...
Poodle – Don't!
Muffin – I told you so.
Poodle – My wife left me, a bit of sympathy wouldn't go astray here. You're supposed to be my friend.
Muffin – I am. That's why I'm trying to make you laugh. So you don't cry.
Poodle – I'm not crying I'm chopping onions.
Muffin – Get with the programme Poodle. I'm pretty sure Gordon Ramsey doesn't cry when he chops onions.
Poodle – Yeah but I bet Jamie Oliver does.
Muffin – Does that make you Jamie?
Poodle – He has a certain pizzazz.
Muffin – I don't know if we can be friends anymore. Chin up Jamie, that wench didn't deserve you. Do you see me getting upset about that brogrammer I met at Comic-Con who thought he could sleep his way into a hot job with my company?
Jamie – Yeah well I bet he learned a few inventive new curses when you kicked his ass Gordon.
Gordon – He sure fucking did.
Jamie – You always make me feel better.
Gordon – That's what I'm here for.
Jamie – Still got a huge fucking pile of onions though.
Gordon – Say the word and I'll make Sean handle this launch on his own. I can be there before you can say good riddance Gena, I'm better off with out you.
Jamie – No way. This is huge for you guys. It's just...
Gordon –
Jamie – I miss you.
Gordon – I miss you too. Now fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee doodle dandy shite. Fuck off will ya.
Jamie – I'll look that one up.
Gordon - :)
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