You Yoongi, it's been like 30 minutes where the Frick frack tic tac patty wack snick snack quarterback big Mac heart attack race track double back named Jack are you?!?!?!?
Yoongi Damn y/n i told you I was busy. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Who's this second me? Wait. There's no second me. Who's this other Yoongi?
You Believe me or nah. YOONGI AS IN MIN YOONGI AS IN AGUST D AS IN SWEG MASTERTRON 3000
Yoongi So... Do you like him more than me?
You Ehslkfpdp
Yoongi ?
You Sorry, I sneezed on my keyboard. I'm allergic to bullshit. We just roasted each other, then he asked me something and then his mean manager pulled him outside.
Yoongi RIGHT, I WAS SO ANNOYED!
You Eh... You what?
Yoongi I was annoyed by someone today. That's all I wanted to say, sorry.
You Tf, why are you so random? Anyways, I'm still at the shop and Idk what to do.
Yoongi Ik what you could do 😉
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S3ND NUD3S y/n Or S3ND NOODL3S
You Are you serioussssss? Istg. You A Pervy
Yoongi I know. But you still like me. Because you're perverted too, admit it.
You I'm innocent. I'm not a pervy~
Yoongi Babygirl?
You OH YES DADDY HAS SPOKEN God damn it That wasn't serious tho. Ey Ey Ey Ey Boi There's only 1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you . . . . FUCK YOU BITCH.
Yoongi You're so stupid xD Oh damn. I have to go. See you
You DON'T YOU DARE TO LEAVE ME. What Noooooo You just lefttttt Sad.
You put your phone on the counter, smiling to yourself.
Yoongi is really... Something.
The urge to see him grew bigger with every message you receive from him. You wanted to hug him, smell him and hear him talk. It feels like he's you, but from the opposite sex. Are you able to find your soulmate within a few days?
How do you know if he's real?
Are you starting to fall in love with him?
You sighed in frustration. Everything's just so difficult. While looking at the counter, you noticed something. A tiny piece of paper.
You took and unfold it.
Why don't you meet me at the park, right in front of the shop. Are you free tomorrow at 6 pm, if yes please come. M.yg.
M.yg.
Min yoongi. Nooooo, it can't be him Or? You thought to yourself. But you were free, so why shouldn't you go? Even if it's a troll or something. It's not like you have to do something important.
But how did he know, that you were in the shop? How did he know you both have the same humour?
