You Yoongi. You won't believe what happened. Get some snacks, shits about to be hella interesting.
Yoongi Lol wtf y/n. What's up O.o
You He came, min fucking yoongi actually came to see me. A nothing. A nobody. A lil fart in this crazy thing called universe.
Yoongi Okay, first of all. I'm happy for you. Second of all. You're not a fart. And you are somebody. You are important to me, got it? Stop being an edgy teen u fricker.
You Hehehe
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Yoongi Sigh. Anyways, did you like him?
You Yeah, of course. We're both god damn funny.
Yoongi Ofc. Keep on telling that to yourself.
You Asshole. I'm going.
Yoongi Noooo y/n I need u. I NEED U GUURL
You Kboo.
Yoongi Pfft.
You Aww, are you offended?
Yoongi A little. But it doesn't matter. I still love you.
You Wait. Who is you? Are you betraying me?!?
Yoongi Yah, why are you so childish?
You Boiii, 🦆 u
Yoongi I'm. I'm i'M Done.
You Same. Let's be done together~
Yoongi Wait y/n, to say such things is my Job, you're meaaaaaaaan.
You Ik. *-* But guess what?
Yoongi Huuuh?
You You still love me to the moon and back.
Yoongi Beach, ily to Pluto and back ^_^
You Best day ever. Well, I have a question O.o
Yoongi Oh boy, I will not send a dick pic.
You Yah! Pervert. Nvm I'll just go offline.
Yoongi Nooooo, ask meeee
You Should I continue to hang out with the 'idol yoongi'? 'Cause idk. I'm scared that I'll look like a attention seeking bitch. My mum raised an unstable, depressed teen, but she didn't raise an attention whore.
Yoongi You worry too much. FOOKIN MEET THAT GUY AND GET LAID BY HIM.
You WoAh woah wOaH. Wait a minute mister. I don't want to get laid by him... I'm not desperate.
Yoongi Are you sure about thatttt?
The whole chat continued like this the whole day. Yoongi basically always brought the 'idol yoongi' up, whenever I wanted to change the topic. Why is it so important to him, that I hang out with the other Yoongi? Shouldn't he be maybe just a tiny, little bit jealous?
He behaves so suspicious, I don't even know what to think anymore. But maybe he's right... I should see yoongi more often. He's funny or he's not and I just think he's funny because I'm also unfunny. Either way, that's not the point.
I hope that Yoongi comes to my aunts shop the next few weeks, since holidays started and I'll have to help out quite a lot. He could brighten my day with some real chocolate.
The question is, does he even want to meet up with me?
