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"watching live from
purple matter"
rat:
i had the weirdest
dream ever
tampon:
and?
rat:
wait i'll tell you,
chill bitch
tampon
okay. and?
rat:
bitch i'm going,
calm the fuck down
pedo:
what are you on?
no one is saying shit.
rat:
are you guys gonna
let me fucking tell
my damn story?
carrots:
go ahead bitch
rat:
okay thanks
sades:
so are you gonna
fucking tell your story
or what?
rat:
I'M GOING DAMN!
CHILL THE FUCK DOWN
BITCHES
thottie:
you could be typing your
damn story right now if you
weren't so busy being
a pissy dicky
rat:
you know what,
fuck you all, i was
getting to that
cult leader:
continue my dear
rat:
anyways it was the weirdest
thing ever. so i was in outer
space and i was in a space ship
and out of nowhere remy came up.
and he was giving me weird talk
like he wanted to fuck me and
i was not about to deep throat
this stinky ass rat so then i found
a new rat and her name was fanny
and then i introduced fanny to remy
and he fell in love with her right away
so it ended up with remy giving anal to fanny.
jack attack:
i feel uncomfortable.
pedo:
fuck off-
tampon:
you really called me a
bitch for this bitchass story?
sades:
um i got to go-
thottie:
uh i wanna die—
fucking ayla:
this is fucked
cult leader:
um
carrots:
you guys are lame and boring
rat:
my business is my business.
unless you're a thong, get out my ass.
y/n:
bitch not again
rat:
the smartest thing that
came out of your mouth
was my penis.
tampon:
when he thinks
he did something
thottie:
you should wear a condom
on your head. if you're going
to be a dick, you might as
well dress like one.
sades:
that's my babe
cult leader:
um anyways. i have to go,
wyatt creeps me out now
fucking ayla:
uhh me too
pedo:
i'm never gonna watch
ratatouille ever again see
you later folks
thottie:
yeah feeling
kinda traumatized
tampon:
really tho,
jack attack:
yeah my mom
is calling me.
bye kiddos
carrots:
yeah me too.
sades:
i have a date!
rat:
oh! fuck you guys!
it was a fucking dream
for fucks sake! and sadie
you never get guys!
read by:
sades, thottie, pedo,
tampon, fucking ayla,
carrots, jack attack, and
cult leader
