"weird flex"

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"spurting out, breaking free,
sweetie, like a fresh strawberry
breaking each bone you see, blossoming"

thottie:
hey guys.

rat:
okay

cult leader:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

fucking ayla:
my mom just bought
me a thingy and it's pink
and long i'm kinda scared
idk what it is

carrots:
woah karen
really knows
what's good.

jack attack:
way to go
karen!

thottie:
go karen!

pedo:
so, y/n....

sades:
you and your tongue
have to calm the fuck down,
nobody wants to get it with
your skinny ass

tampon:
let me guess, it was
a flamingo.

rat:
all of you guys are dry
and unfunny and disloyal
and annoying and whores
and boring and dickheads
and gross and saggy tits
and bitter and hairy and
cocksuckers and icky and
cocky and rude and stupid
and cunts and fuckers and
sluts and bitches and shitty
and dumb and full of shit

thottie:
that's why you're a rat.
in which you deserve
to be beat by broomsticks,
and be in toilet water,
get ran over, be starved
and be caught in a mouse traps

cult leader:
that's why your vacuum
always be in your room.
because ain't no bitch
wanna suck your smelly-
smally-grossy-shitty-dicky.

fucking ayla:
that's why your make believe
girlfriend don't even want
your ugly ass dick. she probably
be checking out your shoe size
then be like hell nah! i can't
with a guy who's shoe size is 8.

pedo:
that's why you
shave your legs

carrots:
that's why your forehead
is bigger than rihanna's

jack attack:
that's why you sit
alone at lunch.

sades:
that's why you also
shave your armpits

tampon:
that's why you put
the sing in single.
wait but no, because
you can't sing

thottie:
i giggled

rat:
weird flex but OK

cult leader:
BYEE

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