"shit adam driver"

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"cause i miss the shape
of your lips, your wit, it's
just a trick"

hot mama
i hate doing shit

rawr rawr
and not perfecting
it

gay jae
can you guys
hear me good?

groovy bitch
big boobs?

hot papa
what?

s-sades
um

redhead 2
chile

no ah
anyways so

rats ass
y'all heard
of california?

rawr rawr
the state?

groovy bitch
no, what else
would he be
talking about
dumbass?

rat ass
no actually i
was talking about
the song. by lana

rawr rawr
LMAO YOU
A DUMBASS
WHORE

hot mama
it's holy. makes
me wanna nut

hot papa
i thought i
made you
nut?

hot mama
i mean obviously
you do, but this
is california!

redhead2
bleh! disgusting!
but i do have to
agree that it is
a great song.

rat ass
i was listening
to music at night
and that song played
while i slowly fell
asleep. and the next
thing i remember is
having a dream about
remy.

s-sades
not with the
anal stuff again

rat ass
no it was different,
well actually not
really. but anyways 
i was in california, and
i was walking around
hollywood blvd, and then
i turned the corner. and saw
remy eating cheese out of
harley quinns v.

no ah
bye.

gay jae
was it margot
robbie? because
if it was i wouldn't
mind.

rat ass
no, it was like
those people in
hollywood blvd
that rip you off,
and want you
to pay them after
you say hi to them.

s-sades
well damn,
would have been
better if it were
margot

hot papa
why do you
have so many
dream about
rats having
sex?

rats ass
don't know.

groovy bitch
you scared the
living shit out
of me the first
time you told us
about remy, and
now you wanna give
us a part two? nope!

redhead2
you should write
a book about your
dreams with remy.

hot mama
that would be funny.
part 1. anal
part 2. oral

hot papa
the adventures of
remy and margot

groovy bitch
bestseller!

rawr-rawr
what if it
became a
movie?

no ah
and gets
nominated
for an oscar.

rat ass
hold up, calling
timothée.

s-sades
for what?
he's too hot
for you

rat ass
so he can
play me. don't
we look alike?

hot mama
who lied to
you?

redhead 2
i think seth
rogen should
play you

rawr-rawr
wait but seth
is funny.

groovy bitch
yeah you right.
this is going to
be harder than we
thought.

hot papa
yeah, it's
going to be hard
finding someone
who looks and
acts stupid like
you.

s-sades
harry styles
is so hot.

hot mama
oh yes.

rawr-rawr
i think i'm
bi, just bc
people like
timmy and
harry exist.

redhead2
i think i'm
straight bc
people like
timmy and harry

hot papa
my mom said
i look like tim.

no ah
your mom
is just nice.
you look like
a shit adam
driver.

gay jae
LMAO WHAT?

groovy bitch
he do be looking
like a shit adam
driver tho

hot mama
hey finn it's
okay, i think
adam is absolutely
hot

rat ass
adam is hot!
it's just finn,
who's not.

rawr-rawr
you guys are
so funny lmao

hot papa
you guys are
so mean :(

s-sades
what you want
us to lie??

redhead2
do i look like
scarlett johansson?

groovy bitch
WHO KEEPS
LYING TO YOU
ALL? LMAO

s-sades
if you looked
like scarlett i
would fuck
you.

rawr-rawr
period.

hot mama
uh this is sad...
bye guys.

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