𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋

"stupid koala"

.·:*¨༺ ༻¨*:·.
"you're telling me i
can't take this shut
no more, baby"

pedo:
i love you all 😥💓

jack attack:
i love you too
baby

thottie:
awe love you
too babe

fucking ayla:
bro what if
she meant it 😳

rat:
that would be
funny

sades:
finn really
do be ugly tho

tampon:
i-

cult leader:
sadie did you just-

carrots:
did she lie?

jack attack:
now sophia if
you don't-

pedo:
that kinda
hurted tho

thottie:
hey, i bet you're beautiful,
anyways bye guys

fucking ayla:
i hear pity

tampon:
you always
ruin everything

thottie:
not pity.

pedo:
it's okay i get it
all the time. also
btw, we would be
a hot ass couple

rat:
imagine if finn
gets a girlfriend

carrots:
oh boy!

cult leader:
wyatt you haven't
even gotten your
first kiss-

anyways as i was saying
i think i'm going to buy
a koala with the money
i'm saving up.

jack attack:
so we're just ignore
the whole wyatt thing?

sades:
koalas are kinda ugly

and no we all just been
knew, it's not a secret

cult leader:
i am offended.
koalas are v cute.

thottie:
sadie's kinda right.
HAS ANYONE EVER
SEEN THE WILD?

pedo:
IS IT THAT MOVIE
ABOUT THE LION
AND THE OTHER
ANIMALS AND THEY
GOTTA FIND SOME DUDE
OR SOME SHIT?

thottie:
YEAH THAT MOVIE!
LMAO YALL SHOULD SEE IT,
IT MAKES KOALAS LOOK
EVEN UGLIER BAHHAHA

rat:
LMAO THE FUCKING
ACCENT

pedo:
AUSTRALIAN

thottie:
I JUST SNORTED LMAO
but no really it's not about
the accent but about the look

rat:
GOD HE'S
SO FUCKING STUPID

pedo:
AND UGLY

thottie:
LMAO THE
FUCKING PINEAPPLE

jaeden look how cute 

tampon:
lmao his fucking chin

fucking ayla:
i've never been
so confused in my life.

cult leader:
how about a penguin?

carrots:
how the fuck do
you know so many movies?

sades:
true?

jack attack:
i've never been haunted
by a picture before. also how
the fuck do you know
about this movie? i've
never-ever heard or
seen this movie.

pedo:
umm it's only
one of the greatest
movies ever.

thottie:
uh this movie is amaze balls!
and i just know my shit,
god you should see this movie lmao

rat:
y/n's shitty
movie preferences
always kill me

fucking ayla:
i'm still v confused

tampon:
me too

pedo:
i find it very offensive
on how you hoes don't
know what the fuck
we're talking about

cult leader:
well i felt like you were
being very offensive
because you guys were
making fun of koalas
and you guys made me
change my mind about them.
you know i've always dreamed
of having a koala and now
i'm pretty scared because
of that koala

carrots:
did you just go
off about a fictional
koala that talks?

jack attack:
and i wanted to
go see it:'(

thottie:
um first of all,
it's not my problem
that nigel is ugly.

sades:
WHO THE
FUCK IS NIGEL?

rat:
are you
fucking dom?

pedo:
oh that's his name

fucking ayla:
but imagine
moaning the
name nigel

[ so i wrote this chapter
like a year ago before
the austrailan wildfires, and
i just want everyone to know
that i mean no harm to koalas,
they are v cute and deserve the world.
so i am sorry if i offended anyone. ]