Uber driver: I'm close, where are you?
Albus: Oh, I see you.
Uber driver: Are you that guy in the middle of the road?
Albus: Yeah, floor it.
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Incorrect Quotes {HP Next Gen}
同人小说James: I am the greatest. I am above all. I deserve to be the king of everything. There should be a statue of me in this room. Albus: James, there's already a statue of you, over there *points to trash can* ~~~ None of these quotes are mine (unless...
