Roxanne: [consoling Fred about a breakup] Don't worry, Fred, you will love again, because time will heal a broken heart.
Roxanne: [picks up brick]
Roxanne: But not that b*tch's window!
[Throws brick and shatters window]
Roxanne: RUN!
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Incorrect Quotes {HP Next Gen}
FanfictionJames: I am the greatest. I am above all. I deserve to be the king of everything. There should be a statue of me in this room. Albus: James, there's already a statue of you, over there *points to trash can* ~~~ None of these quotes are mine (unless...