"He gets distracted by loud noises, the color red, smooth jazz, shiny things, food smells, music boxes, boobs, barking dogs, and anyone saying, 'Look, over there!'"
— Albus Severus [about James Sirius]
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Incorrect Quotes {HP Next Gen}
FanfictionJames: I am the greatest. I am above all. I deserve to be the king of everything. There should be a statue of me in this room. Albus: James, there's already a statue of you, over there *points to trash can* ~~~ None of these quotes are mine (unless...