Hermione: I went to a book store today and I only spent 35 Galleons!
Harry: *cocks eyebrow* Really?
Hermione: okay fine, I spent 50.
Harry: Really
Ron: Really
Ginny: Really
Albus: Really
Scorpius: Really
Voldemort: Really
Dumbledore: Really
Every person: Really
Rose: MOM!! YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED! IT SAYS THAT 600 GALLEONS WERE TAKEN OUT OF YOUR ACCOUNT!
Hermione: ...
Hermione: THEY WERE HAVING A 10% OFF DISCOUNT OKAY
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Incorrect Quotes {HP Next Gen}
FanfictionJames: I am the greatest. I am above all. I deserve to be the king of everything. There should be a statue of me in this room. Albus: James, there's already a statue of you, over there *points to trash can* ~~~ None of these quotes are mine (unless...