Teddy: find a place near Uncle Harry's, because he spoils him
Victoire: binge watch all the Disney movies in one night ( "That's impossible, Vic." "Go die in a hole, Scorpius." )
Dominique: disarm Aunt Hermione in the family duels
Louis: eat an entire pizza in 3 minutes ( "Does the Weasley-Delacour family have any realistic resolutions?" "SHUT UP, SCORPIUS, I'M GONNA DO IT!" )
Molly: get better grades
Lucy: learn how to speak Punjabi with Molly and mum to hide stuff from her dad
Fred: drink nine bottles of firewhisky and not pass out ( "Fred, you're not even of age." "WATCH ME." )
Roxanne: go viral on YouTube with a video of her "miraculously moving things with her mind" ( "Against the law, Roxy." )
Rose: get better grades, become a prefect, learn how to speak Gobbledook, defeat at least two of Hogwarts' Quidditch records, write an award-winning book, skip a few grades, beat Uncle Harry out of his Head Auror placement, singlehandedly join the wizarding and Muggle cultures together... ( "Dammit, Rose..." "I'm gonna do it, Scorpius. Watch your mouth, you're gonna wanna stay on my good side." )
Hugo: make the Quidditch team
James: get good enough grades to get into Auror training ( maybe even find out what his sexuality is ffs )
Albus: spend more time with his boyfriend ( "That's sweet, Al." "Also, learn how to make you less grumpy all the time." "I'M NOT GRUMPY!" "Of course, Al." )
Lily: jump while simultaneously doing a handstand on a broomstick. while it's in the air.
Scorpius: find a new boyfriend (this one's family is exhausting)
okay, well not that.
he really likes his.
crazy, unnecessarily large family and all.
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JE LEEST
Incorrect Quotes {HP Next Gen}
FanfictieJames: I am the greatest. I am above all. I deserve to be the king of everything. There should be a statue of me in this room. Albus: James, there's already a statue of you, over there *points to trash can* ~~~ None of these quotes are mine (unless...
