Albus: Grandma... I'm gay.
Molly: Gay? Is that the one where you don't eat meat?
Albus: Uh, no. It means I'm attracted to other men.
Molly: Oh, good. It's important to eat plenty of meat.
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Incorrect Quotes {HP Next Gen}
FanfictionJames: I am the greatest. I am above all. I deserve to be the king of everything. There should be a statue of me in this room. Albus: James, there's already a statue of you, over there *points to trash can* ~~~ None of these quotes are mine (unless...
