Harry: A BB gun! I bet Albus would love this! Do you have safety glasses?
Cashier: Aw, afraid he'll shoot his eye out?
Harry: Haha, no. These are for me.
[later]
Albus: OH SWEET A BB GUN! [aims it directly at Harry]
~~~
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Incorrect Quotes {HP Next Gen}
FanfictionJames: I am the greatest. I am above all. I deserve to be the king of everything. There should be a statue of me in this room. Albus: James, there's already a statue of you, over there *points to trash can* ~~~ None of these quotes are mine (unless...