Scorpius: Aren't you supposed to be babysitting James?
Albus: Doesn't need my help. He's over there dazzling some Mind Healers.
(We see James, sitting with some Mind Healers, the number of which increases as he says the following)
James: All people are at least 30% attracted to me.
James: My father cried the day I was born because he knew he would never be better than me.
James: At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Victor Krum, hunkered over, eating dog food.
James: I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
(Albus smirks while Scorpius looks shocked)
A Mind Healer: Complete overlap of ego and id. It's been theorized, but I'd never thought I'd see it.
James: I'm exquisite.
(Albus laughs. Scorpius is absolutely weirded out)
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FanfictionJames: I am the greatest. I am above all. I deserve to be the king of everything. There should be a statue of me in this room. Albus: James, there's already a statue of you, over there *points to trash can* ~~~ None of these quotes are mine (unless...
