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wattpad is tra$h

I DISAPPEARED FOR A HOT SEC BC MY LIFE HAS BEEN JAMPACKED, long story short im still failing math wassup! f(x) what? the only f(x) i stan is w krystal jung in it fuck off whoever made math!!

OKAY BACK TO BASICS. this is a rant regarding the trashness of wp (as u can see i snazzed up the title w a $ sign in which i dont have. ya girl is broke mkay). let me explain why my lovelies:

1. what in the fuckedy fuckness is wattcoins? bitch i dont even have regular coins i'm broke as hell wattpad leave me and my nonexistent bank account  a l o n e. *cue leave brittany alone meme*

i think it's totally fucked up that wattpad CLAAAAIM to be a free community that people can read or write books freely without having to swipe their card but expect people to PAY for books? hell nah sis i'm not paying for SHIT! you aint getting one cent from me dipshits!

people may argue 'oh but the author is benefitting etc etc etc' which i do get. but i think it should be optional in the sense that some people simply don't have fucking money to spare for things like this and genuinely want to read a certain book. it's unfair and downright cruel for us broke bitches still trynna pay the dumbass train fares to go to school.

trust me yall im not monetising my account for shit ! (i dont even think i ever will get the opportunity lmfao my account is obscene as hell!)

2. WHY IN JESUS DO I GET NOTIFICATIONS FROM PEOPLE WRITING IN THEIR MESSAGE BOARD?

so my phone will blow up with notifs from wp and im thinking yes my fav book mightve gotten updated or whatever random ass shit there is but nO! someone's telling the tl 'my toes fell off' or some random ass shit.

ion care that u have three fingers or whatever shit you're notifying us! please stop appearing on my notifs!! there's a button that means you don't alert your followers — unless you're telling people you wrote a new book/updated a chapter or something remotely important, stop overusing it please!!! it's hella annoying and imma start swingin

3. why tf are people lying about killing themselves and whatnot?? tooooo many fuckin attention seekers up in this bitch!

if anyone has heard (ive been notified via dms about certain things in which i was super duper surprised about) some girl made some fake hate account and then acted like she died. it was fucken weird but honestly it makes me wonder.

DO YO DAMN PARENTS GIVE YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION AT HOME?

its fucked up!!! suicide is a serious and scary issue and trivializing it like that is so fucking messed and whoever that girl is, bitch, be careful. bc if you act up like that and something fr happens u wont get sympathy bc nobody will believe you. soooo fucked up fr fr

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ion have much more to say but guys if anyones goin thru some shit (we all do tbh) dont hesitate to dm me and i can be your agony aunt or smth!!! we all in this together *fanfare and hsm* and you shouldnt ever feel like you have to go thru shit alone!! ion know u and uon know me so i promise not to judge! <3

IMBACKBITCHES AND STREAM IDOL
- dw