"Oh my gosh that chick has such a huge butt." some chick whispers while pointing at you. Laugh and tell the girl this "At least I have a butt!"
When you hear someone talking about you it is hilaious to walk up to them and go "If your gonna talk behin my back then you need to be quieter." or ask them "You know all of us can hear you right?" you might need a camera to take a pic of their faces.
Being called weird is like being called limited edition. Meanjng your something people dont get the joy to see often. Remember that.
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Random Times (Watty Awards 2012)
Short StoryThis is just random little things, like comebacks, funny stories, and my random questions :)
