“OMG are you ok?” ‘Oh yeah I’m fine, I just like bleeding for fun.’
School for 12 years, college for 4 years… then you work till you die. Fun.
911: ”Whats your emergency?” I said: ”Two dudes are fighting over me.” 911: “Ok.” Pause “Well whats the problem?” Me: “The ugly one is winning.”
When someone says “expect the unexpected”, slap them in the arm and say “bet you didn’t expect that!”
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Random Times (Watty Awards 2012)
Short StoryThis is just random little things, like comebacks, funny stories, and my random questions :)
