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Random Times (Watty Awards 2012)

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This is just random little things, like comebacks, funny stories, and my random questions :)

#911 #accedent #accents #alone #anger #angry #animal #answers #awesome #aww #baby #bad #begging #blank #bleeding #blonde #blondemoments #blood #booboo #book #booty #bored #boy #brain #british #bully #butterflies #bye #challenged #class #comebacks #crazy #creeper #creepers #crockadile #crush #cup #cute #danger #darn #dead #death #dinosaurs #dirty #doctors #drinking #eat #edition #embarrest #end #england #eww #face #farry #fast #feeling #fell #fire #flying #food #french #friend #friends #frog #fruitcup #funny #girl #girls #good #gross #guys #haha #hahah #hahaha #haiti #hallways #happy #harry #help #hilarious #ily #imagenation #injury #insain #insane #inspire #interestin #interesting #jerks #joke #jokes #jokesugly #kids #kill #killed #killers #know #lady #language #laugh #liam #limited #lmfao #lol #long #lost #louis #love #lovely #lunch #math #mean #mind #mindreading #mission #moment #moments #moon #musscles #nail #newgirl #numbers #onedirection #oops #opps #ouch #pain #parents #person #pet #phil #poem #poison #poop #poor #prego #problem #problems #punch #question #questions #rainbows #random #reader #reading #real #recess #red #redface #revenge #roar #room #rules #run #sad #sag #salad #scarred #school #short #shorts #singing #sister #skills #slap #smack #smart #snake #sorry #spanish #speed #spider #spill #statement #story #strangers #superness #superpowers #superstrong #swag #swagging #sweet #talent #toungue #tree #trip #truth #underwear #unicorns #vampire #vision #walls #warning #warnings #weird #wish #woods #woops #workout #world #wrong #xray #yummy #zoo #zyan

WHY! MOM WHY!!!

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by Elwen14

Dedicated to Karen Bare (Mom)

by Elwen14

                                    
                                              This has scarred my poor little mind… I was reading some of my favorite sayings to my mom and let me just re-enact this weird moment. 
                          “This one is good! Ok… WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your clothes.” I barely finish before she start cracking up laughing, oh and almost driving off the road in the process. Then she has to go and say “Oh I have had that happen to me a few times!” I NEVER NEEDED TO HEAR THAT MOTHER!