Today my homie, Josh told this kid named Landen he looked like calliou if he had hair. To be honest, I think he looks more like a cross between Thomas the trains face and the white boi version of Diego. Oh, and a pinch of nasty. (I have my reasons.) But then we talked about kids shows in general. In that conversation, we ended up agreeing that Barney the dinosaur is a pedophile. Landen said that Bill Cosby is the one wearing the Barney suit.
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Rip my childhood.
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Stuff That Goes Down In School
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