Stuff That Goes Down In School

bruh-

So I'm looking at all the stuff on my wattpad account when I realized- this book has over 1k reads!? How?!?!!
I'm glad y'all liked it heh
But yes, I've been outta school for awhile now, and there's not really many work stories anymore, so imma bring this to a close. BUT.
I do have a few stories from my current job-

1. The kilt
So this guy comes through self checkout wearing I kid you not- a blue plaid kilt. Our machines suck tbh so all of the workers, including myself have to fix them for everyone. So when his checkout machine was being stupid, I came over to help. I told him I loved his outfit. I also asked if he got to play bagpipes while wearing it, but he said no. Get this- he said he hasn't worn pants in 3 years, just kilts. Bruh. Epic.

2. Covid cigarette
I was working late one night and this one girl comes in and had a cigarette. She dropped it and groaned: "crap now my cig has the 'rona all over it" 😂 I died.

Ok end now bye bye