Our school forces us to do a Christmas concert every year, and another concert in the spring. But I was really nervous about this whole thing. The whole choir had to sing, which includes me. Then we had to wave to the crowd and say, "Merry Christmas!!" And even though I mouthed all the words to our one song, it still scared me. Our instructor, pastor dave, threatens that he'll call us out if we don't watch him while we are singing. And like any person, I didn't want to be called out. So while I waited for doom to happen, I fidgeted nervously in my seat. My friends were in the bell choir, (which by the way, they did AMAZING!!) so I didn't have anyone to talk to... Until my homie Weston came to the concert. Then pastor dave got mad that we were talking to each other and scared us. So there I sat, shaking in my seat until we had to go sing. My friends met up with me on the way to the choir loft. But when we got up there, the video from the drama class was playing on a big screen. I didn't know if pastor dave would call us out for watching it. But then he told us we should be watching it, so we all did. It was a funny yet cringey parody of the grinch. Then we sang the song In which I almost died. Then we sang We Wish You a Merry Christmas. But my friend and I put a twist on it. It went
We wish you an merry Chrysler
We wish you an merry Chrysler
We wish you an merry Chrysler
And a happy new Yeet!!
Then we sang the next verse too. But instead of yelling "Merry Christmas!"
Me and my homie screamed...
"MERRY CHRYSLER!!!"
The sixth graders in front of us died laughing.
Later we went to dairy queen. We watched Hitler remixes on YouTube.
it was lit, but I wish you all...
...
...
A VERY
MERRY CHRYSLER, KIDS!!!
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Stuff That Goes Down In School
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