Question 117

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Meggy: Sonic has a movie coming out? Well, I feel happy for him. So let's take a loo...

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Oh... oh no. What did they do to him? Isn't he supposed to be a cartoon-looking hedgehog, and not a human/hedgehog hybrid? Mario, come take a look at this.

Mario: What is it... what the hell am I looking at?! He looks like an unholy... abomination. He looks worse than what they did to me in the Super Mario Bros. movie.

Meggy: Wait, you had a movie too?

Mario: Yes. I keep a copy in my house to remind everyone of the horrors that Hollywood did to my world.

Meggy: Well, I'm kinda interested. You set it up while I notify this to everyone.

Mario: You do that.

Meggy: (brings out her phone and starts texting her friends)

Meggy (text): Have you seen what they did to poor Sonic? (shows poster)

SMG4 (text): Oh god no!

Luigi (text): Oh Christ!

Bowser (text): This is the worst Sonic.

Tari (text): WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM?

Saiko (text): Stop sending me weird shit.

Mario: I got it ready, Meggy.

Meggy: I won't be able to answer your questions for the next hour and a half, so I guess you'll have to wait. See you later, everyone. (runs to the couch and starts the movie)

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