onmyoji reader oneshots ( Very very slow updates)

☆CrAcK☆ nurikabe x reader

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From author chan- i had too......

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It was a normal day in seimeis courtyard and yn was completely oblivious to the reverse harem around but it wasn't just the males who wanted her love but also the females too but all were unaware of yns sexuality because she was sexually attracted to rocks....

"Oi yn! come have drink with me!"shuten called after me ibaraki wasn't far behind "not today"i waved them off shuten grew a depressing aura around him "COME ON YN MY FRIEND IT WILL BE FUN" ibaraki encouraged "sorry i dont feel like drinking today sorry you two"i said as ibaraki waved goodbye and i went on my way i felt a gust of wind as otengu landed in front of me i was pretty sure he was gay for dark seimei but i never said it to his face because why would i say it to a killing machine that had 6 grade 6 seductress that was a death wish! sure i was attracted to rocks but im not suicidal!

"hey otengu"

"Hello yn do you want to fly with me its a beautiful day for it"i shake my head "im good thanks for the offer"his wings dropped "oh okay..."he said as he brought his fan to his face "see you later otengu"i said as i waved goodbye and continued on my way as i was walking a arrow flew by my face "OHMYGODIALMOSTDIEDIAMLOSTWHATTHEFUCK!"

3rd POV

As yn was freaking the fuck out hakuro came out running yn was rolling on the floor screaming she almost died over and over as anime tears bubbling in her eyes "yn im so sorry i didnt know you were there"hakuro said as she held her, yn had grabbed her kimono shaking her  and opening it slightly making hakuro have her own freak out why is yn-sama!? but yn was to caught up in her freak out as stared into her eyes as she screamed SHE ALMOST DIED but hakuro couldn't focus as her face heated up from the closeness and with the fact her chest was slightly exposed, not far in the bushes shuten, ibaraki, and otengu were watching each of them fuming with jealousy as they misread the situation as they were wishing yn would undress them as well

shuten imagination

i smile softly at yn shyness as her hands fiddled with the tie that kept my clothes in place "its fine...i promise you wont regret it.."i whisper as her face heats  up "b..but shuten..i"she squeaks i chuckle at how cute she was as kissed her as gently guided her hand

ibaraki imagination

i laugh full heartedly at yns eagerness as she stripped me of my armor leaving me in my kimono "stop teasing me!"she puffed "i can't help it you so cute..."i coo as hug her and place a kiss on her forehead as she squirms out of my embrace and parts my kimono revealing my chest
i see her face heat up "like what you see? i assure there's more..."i whisper

otengu imagination

"yn....your so beautiful"i hum as i wrap my wings around her as we sit on our futon we shared together "otengu your so strong...."she whispered as she ran her hand over my wings i slowly push her down to the futon she giggles as i tower over her a blush clear on her face my hands slowly try to part her kimono but she stops me i tilt my head confused "yn?" she looks to the side her blush even deeper "o..otengu you always undress me....an..and i want to do the same"i smile at her request and  grab her hands and hold it to my tie and smile "strip and make a mess of me then"

needless to say they all got boners and lost themselves in their fantasies losing track of yn temporarily

Yn pov

After my freak out about almost dying hakuro asked me to practice with her but i declined and carried on my way and i ran into even more shikigami and onmyoji each asking me to spend time with them but i declined everyone's requests but i cant help the feeling that im being followed but i didn't care then i saw the most beautiful, amazing  and MAJESTIC thing ever it was a rock wallish yokai named nurikabe holding flowers i dropped everything i was holding and jumped onto it

3rd pov

Yn began dry humping nurikabe and kissing it while the large group of shikigami and onmyoji were shocked, heartbroken broken and had their hopes and dreams crushed right in front of them also they were a tad bit disturbed at how quickly yn got naked

Shuten just began to drink his sorrows away ibaraki joined him to drink away what he had just witnessed, otengu just hit his head on a wall repeatedly giving up on life, hakuro just wept silently, yoto hime just sealed herself into a sword again, youko just went into the emo corner knowing he had lost to a rock He was joined by lord arakawa as he ate salted fish, while enma and hangan lost their faith in humanity, kuro mujou just fell to his knees facepalming and asking the gods or the sky "why a rock a damned rock" while shiro mujou just laughed nervously as he gave up on his afterlife, dark seimei and seimei just walked away failure following them, and Hiromasa was being held back by kagura as he began a hatred for rocks, ren had a nervous smile as he watched yn and susabi was holding back urge to destroy nurikabe, and yao bikuni just wanted to be dead and was regretting her life decisions

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I had a weird daydream about this and every story needs a crack story in every oneshot

Rocks deserve love too °-°

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