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yasha x reader

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Authorchan-Heres the murderous yasha veiwer discretion is advised

Yasha-fuck you murder is fun

Author- i may or may not agree but i am a family friendly channel o-o

Yasha- *laughs uncontrollably*

Author-i will fuck you up yasha YOUR UNDER THIS PSYCHO WEEBO ANIME LOVING ONMYOJIS CONTROL AND I WILL ABUSE MY POWER for my amusement

Yasha- *shrinks back*  lets get to story and your beautiful writing author -chan

Author-aww my writing is the definition of shit yasha but i appreciate your lies....TO THE STORY

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Yasha pov

Ha they call me an evil spirit a monster , the devil himself then they have the guts to beg me for their lives i laugh as the memories from the village i had just massacred come back to me their screams were music to my ears their blood was an masterpiece of carnage their life draining from their eyes made me feel unstoppable as i relish in the memories i hear the faint sounds of weeping 

ohoh did one of them escape?

i make my way through the bamboo grove toward the weeping only to find a noble woman dressed in formal wedding attire a smile spreads across my face i haven't spilled the blood of a noble in a while just when i was about to end her life she turns to me with a kind yet sad smile i froze in awe of the woman her beautiful h/c hair which was pulled back, her beautiful e/c orbs staring at me blurred with liquid tears, her beautiful s/c skin that was covered in disgusting makeup i plopped myself down close to her with a smirk 

"aren't you human women supposed to be happy when their married off?"

 she didn't look at me "oi im talking to you"i say annoyed 

"oh i apologize i was just thinking"i rolled my eyes "yeah yeah now answer the question"she looks at me 

"i suppose..."she responded solemnly

 "then why are you so depressed?"i question 

"why does a spirit want to know" she said looking away ah so she does know im not human

"im curious as to why a weak woman from a noble family is crying her little eyes out" 

she turned to face she was almost a completely different person her eyes seemed to be on fire "I DON'T NEED TO TAKE RIDICULE FROM A SPIRIT OR HUMAN NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!"she yelled at me with fury which took me aback before i began laughing she shot me a dirty look "the hell you laughing at"she growled "HA AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DULL HUMAN WOMAN...AH HA BUT YOU TURNED OUT TO BE A FEISTY LITTLE THING.....and to think i was going to kill you...." i say while i smile evilly but she didn't flinch or showed any kind of fear she had a smug smile on her face "oi i just said i was going to kill you?"she looked at me with an unamused look "then do it instead of sitting there like a fucking asshole"she hissed as she stood in front of me arms crossed ha her formal behavior went out the window "instead of GAWKING AND STARING AT A WOMANS CHEST GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING" my eyes widened as i had finally noticed where i was staring

Bam

"THE HELL?!?" i rub my head "damn pervert...."she growled i look at her in shock this woman....this fucken woman... FUCKING HIT ME?!