Twisted Soldiers

Chapter 6

For the next couple days, Yogurt kept training Ace with the help of Snuffy and dog treats in the backyard. "Ace. These" Yogurt holds up a bag of treats, showing Ace. "Are dog treats. If you learn how to be trained the right way, you'll be able to get one." Ace let out a high pitched bark. "I think he understands." Snuffy said, looking at him. "Sit." Yogurt demanded, waving the dog treat at the grass. It took a couple times for him to sit down, but he eventually got the hang of it. Billy came out of the house, "Uh. Where'd you get those?" he asked, holding a bagel in one hand, and orange juice in the other. "The animal shelter gave them to me to help train Ace." "Oh. You should train him to be our attack dog." Billy laughed, sitting on the grass with Yogurt and Snuffy, watching them continue to train. Snuffy took Billy's cream cheese bagel and orange juice, and started taking a bite out of his bagel. "Uh. Okay, like I wasn't about to put them in my mouth, Snuffy." "Well, sorry. Didn't look like you were getting very far with them." Snuffy said, his mouth full of a toasted bagel, finishing it and sipping the orange juice. "Or you could always make your own. You're a grown ass man, Snuffy. Make a bagel yourself." "Have you ever done a grown man thing in your life?." Snuffy asked, drinking the orange juice. "Yeah, I actually have." Billy laughed. Yogurt kept training Ace, "Ace, lay down." Yogurt said, waving another treat down at the grass again, Ace obeyed Yogurt's command and laid down. "Good boy." Yogurt complimented the coyote, and gave the treat to him. "How do you think of him now, Billy?" "He's making progress.. Sort of." Yogurt smiled at Snuffy, "Give him a bath, and you'll be able to bring him inside." "Okay." "You wanna help?" "I'm alright, thanks though." Billy went back inside the house, went upstairs and opened the door to our room, and jumped on me, thinking I was asleep, but I was just laying down, losing my voice. "Fuckass, get off me." "Nah. I think I'm gonna stay here." He said, lying on top of me with all his body weight. "No you aren't, get the fuck off me, Billy." "You jumped on me too." Billy started laughing, "Okay, but I was actually awake, and you're heavier than I am. Get off of me." I pleaded, half-laughing. "I'm too comfy." "Please get off." I dramatically pouted my bottom lip and he kissed me 3 times before getting off me and leaving the room. I grabbed the nearest thing next to me which was the remote for the tv and threw it at him. "You're an idiot." Billy came back into the room with popcorn and returned the remote, and made himself comfy. "I gotta go see if they're done giving that thing a bath." he left the room again, "Forgetting something?" I half yelled, losing my voice even more. "Uh.." He thought for a moment before answering. "You?" Billy picked me up and walked downstairs with me before I had the chance to tell him, "..The popcorn, but I don't wanna go-" "Too late." he smirked at me, and I smacked his cheek. "Don't smirk at me." I said, aggravated, I let go of him and went into the kitchen to peek in the backyard to see Yogurt and Snuffy blow-drying Ace. "Oh, God. I'm leaving, you guys wanna take a walk?" I asked Emily and Billy. "Sure." Billy said, "Nah, I'd rather leave you alone with lover boy over here." Emily started laughing hard, "Stop, Emily." I said, leaving out the door and Billy following close behind. "I'm sorry for hitting your cheek." I apologized as we got away from our house, looking up at Billy, seeing his cheek getting red from where I hit him. "It's okay." he half smiled, "Stop, you're making me feel bad." I said, hugging him tightly, he hugged me back, I let go quickly, and started walking more further. A few minutes pass and Billy takes out what looks like an engagment ring. "What if I asked you to marry me?" "You're joking, Billy, stop." I looked down at the ground before looking up at him. "I'm being serious." I thought for a minute before answering him. "I'd be happy to." "Seriously?" He smiled at me, putting the ring on my finger. Billy carried me the way back to the house. I rested my chin on his shoulder, and fell asleep. As we got closer to the house, he put me down and I started walking again, I opened the door, and apparently everyone knew about Billy proposing. They were all standing in the livingroom, "They all knew about this? And didn't tell me?" I looked at Billy, and back at them. "You all are crazy." While we were out walking, Yogurt also proposed to Emily. Joey and Snuffy got us a congratulations cake, and Snuffy cut it, serving everyone a piece. "Thank you." I told Billy. "For what?" he asked, "Just being you." I smiled at him gently, and kissed his cheek that I hit earlier. A little while later, I went into my room, and just laid there for awhile, crying before Billy came in. "Why're you crying?" he asked, highly confused. "You just make me so happy, and I didn't expect any of that to happen." I half laughed, "Don't thank me, you deserve to be happy." I kept crying, "Please stop crying." he lifted my chin up, then kept kissing me until I finally stopped. "Stop being a tease." I told him, pulling him by his shirt. "No thanks." Billy smirked, and I kissed him again, this time harder. A little while later, we heard Emily and Yogurt downstairs. "I'm going down there." I told Billy, and he followed. We went down to the basement, and Snuffy was there again. "What're they doing?" Billy urged, "I have no idea, but if they keep this up, they're gonna break the fucking bed." Snuffy bluntly said. Billy knocked on Yogurt's door. "What Snuffy?" Yogurt aggravatedly asked. "It's not Snuffy this time, it's Billy." Yogurt rolled his eyes, and told Billy to come in, he found Emily on Yogurt's lap. "Yogurt, can I talk to you outside?" "Whatever." Yogurt moved Emily carefully off his lap and kissed her hard once before he left her in his room. "What?" he sighed, "Having fun in there, I assume?" Snuffy asked, motioning towards the room. "Sure, why not." Yogurt answered, sitting on the floor. "Well, we're here to tell you that there is to be no PDA in this house." Billy told Yogurt, "Yeah, and no sleeping in the same room." Snuffy agreed with Billy. "Snuffy, you're forgetting that there's only so many rooms in this house." Yogurt argued. I laughed hard because of Yogurt's comment, Snuffy and Billy looked at me with a stern look on their faces. I instantly stopped laughing. "If you do have sex, please. For your sake, use protection." Billy smirked at Yogurt. "Oh, like you don't?" Yogurt asked him. I sat in the corner of Yogurt's room belly laughing so hard, I almost completely lost my voice. "He's not gonna listen, Billy." Snuffy said, looking at Yogurt. "He's going to have to learn one way or the other." Billy argued, "Oh, yeah? By telling me to use 'protection'? It's not like we're going to have a child." Yogurt argued, standing up. "You will if you don't listen to me." Billy took a step towards Yogurt, and Yogurt smacked him across his face, as I was starting to pull him back from hitting Yogurt. "Billy, stop. I think he knows already." I told Billy. "You said what you wanted to say, now let's go." I pulled him towards the stairs, but he let go of my grip, and Yogurt went back into his room. "William Tepper, you better not. He's younger than you are, just let him be." I motioned for him and Snuffy to follow me up the stairs. "Please, Billy." I pleaded. I heard him sigh before following me again. I grabbed his hand before we went upstairs to make sure he wasn't going back to Yogurt's room again. "What was that PDA crap you were talking about?" I asked, curiously. "I wanted to make sure they knew about having protection." he said, "I'm pretty sure they know, babe." I laughed while getting an ice pack for Billy since he got smacked by a 16 year old. "Okay, hold that up where he hit you, and you'll be fine, unless you want a cold wash rag." I told him, clearing my throat. "It hurts." Billy pouted his bottom lip. "Go lay down and I'll get you a cold wash rag." I said, "Okay." Billy laid down on the bed, as I went to get him a cold rag. "Here." I said as I handed him one, "Thank you, I appreciate it." I laid on the bed with Billy as he eventually fell asleep with the rag on his face.