Shopping and surprises

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**Swearing**

Peter Parker's POV

After the police and the mean lady left me-

J/Blue💧[Isn't the name 'the mean lady' too long it's making me tired when you say it, sorry Pete]

E/Red🌹<It's got a point we need to name her>

J/Blue💧[What about Jackie?]

Peter❤-Sounds too nice

E/Red🌹<I got it! Let's call her Helga it sounds mean and disgusting which is what she was>

Peter❤-You know what I like it

J/Blue💧[Helga it is. Oh, Pete if we are going to be with you for a while what about our names?]

E/Red🌹<Ooh, I want to be the awesome one>

J/Blue💧[Doesn't suit you I would say the stupid one]

E/Red🌹<Well you would be the idiotic one>

Peter❤-Guys I'm picking! right, so I think- wait what gender are you guys?

E/Red🌹<Girl>

Peter❤-So you can be... Elle El for short

J/Blue 💧[I'm a boy]

Peter❤-And you can be Jackson Jax for short

E/Red<Oh, by the way, Pete, Mr Stark has been talking to you this whole time>

I looked up to see Mr Stark looking at me expectantly.

"Ummm did you say something?" Hitting myself mentally for being so awkward I flushed red from embarrassment.

E/Red🌹<Hey! That means you're hitting us>

A sigh from Mr Stark tells me he did.

"Never mind follow me, kid, we are going shopping and when we come back I have a surprise for you". Completely ignoring the shopping part, I started to get excited about the surprise. What could it be?

E/Red🌹<Maybe a new phone?>

J/Blue💧[Nah, too simple,  it couldn't be anything that simple...>

E/Red🌹<Hm... What then?... Oh! Oh! Oh! A new suit?>

J/Blue💧[Oh ye that would be awesome!]

Peter❤-I've already had a new suit AND a spot on the Avengers. I just didn't take it.

E/Red🌹<YOU IDIOT, YOU STUPID PERSON!>

J/Blue💧[Ell calm down but you are stupid for not taking the offer peter]

E/Red🌹❕<Ye why didn't you take it?>

Peter❤-Well A, I wanted to finish high school first B, I'm too young and C, I said too many letters...

J/Blue💧[Understandable, but I still would have taken the offer]

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