TomTord oneshots

A/N

Please for the love of god, request, bc I hate coming up with ideas
Requests! Requests are fun. You can request relatively anything and i should be fine with it, but just a warning: smut takes me a long time to write, angst is my specialty, and I'm not very good at writing fluff (if it is requested, I will try my best to do it). Comedy is chill too. There WILL be trigger warnings if anything is too serious.

Here are some things I will NOT do:

-rape for erotic purposes (I'll do it for angst)
-pedophilia for erotic purposes
-the "at first I didn't like this but now I'm fine with it" trope
-student/teacher au unless it is college
-nO genderbending. like, I cannot stress that enough. I mean ig it's okay for fluff and angst, depending on the angst topic, but I will physically vomit if I try to write smut with two females. sorry if that seems homophobic, I'm just a sex repulsed female, so. yeah.
-no foot fetish
-no over eating fetish
-no age play
-no necrophilia(unless it's for angst)
-no abuse with Tom and Tord. like ik tords a piece of shit but let's be nice. I'm deleting this rule bc if I will probably write this at some point and I always have enjoyed that so I don't know why I made this a rule

I'm sure there will be more stuff I add but for now that's all I can't think of
But there's some thing I should warn you of— there is a... chance... I might offend you in my an's(mostly my smut ones).
Why, you might ask?
because god some people can't write for shit. there will be grammar lessons and smut lessons in the an's.
If you're offended?
Fucking suffer.
Also, I won't be taking shit in the comments. I'm not in the mood and I already hate everything I write anyway (hit the dab line whiz khalifa)