OOOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

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Lotta: *Trying to be an edgelord.* Taco Bell, my love. You fill the void in my soul, take all my money.

Edgrey: That's some powerful stuff. 👌👌

(Source: Vine)
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Maria: Zoe told me she loved me. Who does that? Don't you see? She's trying to get me to trust her so she can let me down.

Stu: Crazy idea: you could just say "I love you" back.

Maria: Yeah, but then if it doesn't work out, I'll have to kill her, go to jail, break out, and kill you for giving me that advice.

Stu: I love how our friendship is based predominately on threats.

(Source: Scrubs)
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Audrey: I like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment.

Audrey: Because men are, in fact, disappointing.

(Source: IDK)

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