Zoe: Tell us where the Harvey girls are and we'll burn your treehouse to the ground!
Stu: Uh, don't you mean "or?"
Zoe: Fine! Tell us where where the Harvey girls are or we'll burn your treehouse to the ground!
Fredo: Well, which is it? Seems like a pretty crucial conjunction if you ask me
(Source: The emperors new groove)
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Bobby: And release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.
Dot: *Screeches of the dammed.*
Bobby: Are you alright?
Dot: I'm a little messed up.
(Source: Vine)
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Maria: I'm lesbian.
Melvin: I thought you were American.
(Source: Vine)
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Melvin: Roses are red, violets are blue, why did you leave me Audrey, what did I do?
(Source: Vine)
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Maria: MY EARRING'S GONE!
Maria: Oh my god, I think I'm gonna cry, my skull earring!
Zoe: What's wrong with you?
Maria: My skull earring fell into the ocean and it's gone.
Zoe: Mari, there are people that are dying.
(Source: something involving the Kardashians)
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Melvin: It's not your problem. If you burden your friends, soon you won't have any.
Pinkeye: What are you, a fortune cookie?
Pinkeye: That's what friends are for!
(Source: Robots)
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Incorrect HSK quotes
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