The bloogey boys: *Do pretty much anything*
Me: Friccing superb you funky little gays.
(Source: Me)
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Audrey: Do you know what it's like to be afraid of yourself?
Lotta, having flashbacks to when she ate an entire bag of family-sized Cool Ranch Doritos: God dude. I sure do.
(Source: Dumblr)
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Audrey: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through.
Dot: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
(Source: Uhhhh)
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Dot: Okay. What's 6 x 7?
Melvin: W E E D E A T E R.
Dot: Wh-
(Source: Also me)
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Lotta: I joined a rival gang!
Audrey: What do you mean?!
Lotta: Well, this group of really mean, tough banana ladies said I'm cute and funny so they invited me to join their gang.
Audrey: And you said yes?!
Lotta: Uh huh.
(Source: Sam and Cat)
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Frufru: Flirting is part of my heritage.
Lucretia: What does that mean?
Bobby: Her mother was a sl*t too.
(Source: IDK.)
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