Lucretia: Not to be racist but I love goat cheese!
Dot: That's not even racist.
Lucretia: Right. That's why I said not to be racist.
(Source: Vine)
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Frufru: Lucretia, that toy is for ages five and up.
Lucretia: Yeah? I'm part of the "up" part.
(Source: Idk)
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Tiny: What are we going to do?
Melvin: Ah, what are you so worried about? You're so small they probably won't even see you.
Tiny: Melvin, is this really the time to be making short jokes?
Melvin: Tiny, it is never not the time because, just like you, life is short.
(Source: Lab Rats)
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Stu: All this sunlight and I still can't seem to tan.
(Source: Brandon Rodgers)
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Dot: Audrey, you know that little voice that people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one!
Audrey: You worry too much.
Dot: No, I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much.
(Source: The Road to El Dorado)
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Lucretia: Are you a morning person or a night person?
The Bow: Lucretia, I'm barely even a person.
(Source: Tumblr b/c I hate myself a lot)
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Incorrect HSK quotes
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