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*On Dot's 10th birthday.*

Dot: *Sighs*

Audrey: Don't you like it, Dot?

Dot: No thanks. I'm too old for that silly kids stuff.

Audrey: Too old?

Dot: Yeah, I got 'sponsibilities now.

Audrey: Sponserbilleries?

Dot: That means I'm not allowed to have fun anymore.

(Source: Rugrats)
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Melvin: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day?

Melvin: Also no.

(Source: IDK)
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Audrey: NO FEAR!

Zoe: *Takes over all of Harvey Street A̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶r̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶M̶e̶l̶v̶i̶n̶.̶*

Audrey: ONE FEAR!

(Source: It's a meme)
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Dot: No no no, that's a bad idea!

Audrey: There are no bad ideas, only great ideas that go terribly wrong.

(Source: 30 Rock, I guess?)
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Fredo: how much did you sleep?

The Bow: eight.

Fredo: hours?

The Bow: minutes.

(Source: I'm just getting these off of an amino lmaoooo)
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"Don't interrupt me while I'm in the middle of doing nothing!" - Melvin, possibly.

(Source: Do you even care at this point?)

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