Lucretia: What's this little thing on top of Frufru's giant hope chest?
Bobby: That? That's my tiny box of dreams!
Lucretia: *Drops it* Oops! Sorry, Bobby.
Bobby: No, don't worry about it, Lucretia. My dreams were shattered years ago.
Lucretia: How many years ago?
Bobby: How old are you?
(Source: Fairly Odd Parents)
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Melvin: Thanks, dad.
Bobby:
Everyone:
Melvin: Why is everyone staring at me?
Audrey: You just called Bobby dad. You said, "thanks, dad".
Melvin: What? No, I didn't! I said "thanks, man".
Bobby: Do you see me as a father figure, Melvin?
Melvin: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're bothering me.
(Source: Brooklyn nine-nine)
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Audrey: You played me like a fiddle.
Zoe: Oh no, sis. Fiddles are actually difficult to play.
Zoe: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
(Source: IDK)
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Melvin: Looks like we're on to Plan B.
Tiny: Technically, this would be Plan G.
Lotta: How many plans do we have? Is there like a Plan M?
Dot: Yes, but Tiny dies in Plan M.
Melvin: I like Plan M.
(Source: ...)
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