Melvin: Hey, Dot!
Melvin: *Kisses Audrey*
Dot: Step back, I think I'm gonna vomit!
(Source: Vine)
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Lucretia: I would do anything for you three.
Audrey: Why don't you go jump off a building?
Lucretia: *Does exactly that*
Lucretia: AAAAAAAAAAAA- *Audible crashing noises*
Lucretia: Anything...
Audrey: Punch yourself in the face.
Lucretia: *Punches herself in the face*
Dot: Doesn't that hurt?
Lucretia: *Gets out edgy boxing glove*
Lucretia: Do you want it to hurt?
(Source: Spongebob)
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Lotta: I've only known Penny for 11 and a half minutes, but if anything happens to her I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself.
(Source: Brooklyn nine nine.)
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Super Todd: DON'T FUCC WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND SUPER TODD ON MY SIDE!
Penny: Wait you-
Super Todd: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-
(Source: Vine)
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Melvin: It's Nerf or nothing!
Melvin: (Accidentally shoots himself in the groin.)
Melvin: //DEMON SCREEECH-
(Source: Tiktok)
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Incorrect HSK quotes
HumorHere's where I dump all of my Incorrect quote junk for HSK (most of it's on vines because they're 🔥🔥🔥) (TRIGGER WARNING SHIPPING.) I own absolutely nothing but the story.
