Audrey: I'm about to do something stupid.
Dot: Melvin has a name, you know.
(Source: idk)
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Melvin: Riddle me this, wife: What's hollow, full of lies, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth?
Audrey: Our marriage?
Melvin: -_-
Melvin: No!
(Source: Spongebob)
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Melvin: How about we try this-
Audrey: Boyfriend and girlfriend right now!
Melvin: No.
Audrey: Boyfriend and girlfriend eventually.
Melvin: ...
Audrey: You're not saying no.
Melvin: ...
Audrey: You have to say something.
Melvin: Heh. I'll play the long game...
(Source: Tiktok)
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Tiny: But it is becoming increasingly obvious.
Tiny: I can deny it no longer!
Tiny: I am small...
(Source: Spongebob)
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Dot: But why are they called buffalo wings if they aren't buffalo?
Audrey: They ARE buffalo!
Dot: They're NOT buffalo!
Audrey: They're buffalo meat. It's buffalo meat.
Audrey: Do you think that "Buffalo Wild Wings" is CHICKEN?
Dot: It IS chicken, you h*.
Audrey: I can't work with you.
(Source: IDK)
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Audrey: Why can't trees give off something useful like WiFi?
Dot: So just fricc oxygen right?
(Source: Twitter)
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Incorrect HSK quotes
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