Just a little heads up there's gonna be some historical inaccuracies (ex. Gay rights being legal in the 50's) but hey having ghosts and demons and all that is historically inaccurate so I'm sure it isn't too crazy, just imagine it being an alternate timeline lol.
Sincerely,
Doodles. <3
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Princess Charma: Are you sure he'll say yes to this one?
Spooky: Positive!
Princess Charma: Alright.
*Charma walks up to hot stuff*
Hot Stuff: Hey there, Princess.
Charma: Hey.
Hot Stuff: What brings you over here?
Charma: Well, uh.... My friend, Spooky, thinks you're cute. And he's wondering if you could I don't know...go out on a date with him?
Hot Stuff:
Hot Stuff: Sure!
Charma: *mouths "He said yes!" To spooky.*
Spooky: *Mouths "told ya" back*
(Me)
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Little Audrey: Holy crap I have the best idea!
{later}
Little Audrey: My line of logic was: "Well, If I put a sponge in the blender, when I turn it on the sponge will spin around and clean the blender for me so Dad doesn't have to take years to clean it."
Little Audrey: That's not what happened.
(T)
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Audrey's father, seeing her and Melvin together: What the f*ck? Is this allowed? What the f*ck? Is this allowed?!
Little Audrey: Just stop!
(Vine)
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Little Dot: I'm as straight as a dot.
Little Lotta: But dots aren't even straight!
Little Dot: Exactly.
(Idk)
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(Audrey and Patches skipping stones over a river)
Little Audrey: It's such a beautiful evening, wouldn't you agree, Patches?
Patches: Take that, you stupid lake!
(Tu)
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Melvin: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?
Audrey: Awww, Melv.
Melvin, putting the straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this!
(Toonber)
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Melvin: Hey How ya-
Han: *Angry barking noises*
Melvin: *SCREAMS*
Melvin: GET YOUR FUCCING DOG, BITH!
Pat: It don't bite.
Melvin: YES HE DO!
Melvin: GET THAT-
(V)
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Incorrect HSK quotes
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