Courting You

Naughty Dog - Kuroko Tetsuya x Reader

Tetsuya #2 was misbehaving. There was only one person who could find out why - you.

"Nigou!" Kuroko Tetsuya called, searching the vicinity. The small Alaskan Malamute pup was no where to be seen. It was quite odd - Nigou almost always stayed by the light blue haired teen's side, as his loyal furry best friend.

"Kuroko." An unamused voice spat. A small glint of light blinded Kuroko for a second, before fading to reveal the spectacles of a certain green haired shooting guard that reflected the sunlight.

A furry tail wagged, connected to the dog that Kuroko was searching for all this time. The little puppy was almost grinning, sky blue eyes shining with mirth. Midorima was holding Nigou by the scruff of his neck.

"Oh, thank you Midorima-kun." Kuroko took Nigou from the man and bowed.

Midorima's green eyes showed irritation at how Nigou seemed so pleased with what he had done. "I insist that you get that dog of yours under check." The tall boy grumbled.

"Hm?" Kuroko blinked in confusion.

"He peed in my cart!" Midorima raged, pointing to the vehicle at the side. Takao waved from where he was seated on the bicycle's seat. "And it was right where I put my lucky newspaper!"

"I apologize then." Kuroko said somewhat blankly and definitely not sorry enough for Midorima. "But it couldn't have been fully Nigou's fault. He's been potty trained on newspaper. It was just a bit of misfortune."

"Hahahaha! Shin-chan did say earlier today that Cancers were second to last in luck!" The jubilant black haired boy yelled from his spot on the cart. 

"Takao, shut up." Midorima was pissed. He was especially annoyed because the two points added up and made sense that it wasn't fully the puppy's fault. Peeved, Midorima realized that his argument was now invalid.

"Just take that dog to the Dog Whisperer!"

- Time Skip -

Kuroko never did. It wasn't that he disliked them. If anything, it was the fact that he definitely didn't dislike them. Kuroko ignored that last thought, and told himself that he refused to go see you because Nigou was not a bad dog. It was just for that reason - nothing else.

Unfortunately the next event occurred, only to a different victim.

"Gah! Kuroko, get that dog of yours under control!" Kagami, the recent target of the adorable pup, was currently standing at the highest point of the closed bleachers in the gym. Shivering a bit in fear, the redhead was relieved that the short dog couldn't jump to the top.

"Kagami-kun, Nigou just likes you." Kuroko stated plainly, picking up the Alaskan Malamute and holding it closer to the elevated Kagami.

Freaking out, Kagami screamed and drew even closer to the wall. "Stop that, you bastard!"

"Oi!" A basketball was thrown at Kagami's head, hitting him directly and causing the male to fall off the seats. Kagami groaned in pain, before looking in the direction of the voice. Kuroko, who also peered at the new person, flinched. Aida Riko was fuming, glaring at the two males with a burning stare. "You two, go do your laps. Now." She smiled.

Kuroko and Kagami were quick to comply.

After practice, Kuroko and Kagami finished showering in the locker rooms. In the middle of putting on his shirt, Kuroko temporarily paused in dressing when he heard an indignant screech.

Stomping over was Kagami, again. "Why the hell am I always targeted by that little demon?!" The tall basketball player whipped out one of his shoes, which contained a small clump of dog poop.