*In the middle of the night*
Sandy: *trying to get Belle's attention by throwing rocks at her window from the outside*
Belle, texting Sandy: why are you throwing rocks at my window??? You have a phone for a reason
*Loud bang*
Belle: DiD yOu jUsT tHrOw yOuR fUcKiNg pHonE aT mY wiNdOW???
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Holy water service (Random Book-)
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