Holy water service (Random Book-)

no one is straight in this household-

uwu I'm adding two random OC's in this because I need a love interest for our preciousboi and a person who is based on me-

Ye-

Lillian Jamil (British gal based on moi-) - Lilmeme

Andy nolastname: nolastname

Also I'm making a book and I'm gonna put this and the other oneshot in the book-
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Lilmeme: we're gonna flip some tables *flips table-*

Lilmeme: every second and every hour I miss you I miss you I miss you more

Lilmeme: I want to be free as I'll ever be let me exercise my mind let me exercise my mind!

Narcissist: stop quoting Bastille songs-

Lilmeme: f u c k y o u n o i a m b r i t i s h -

Narcissist: wow how rude

Lilmeme: it was a slight on my arm but he deserved it but we're talking about the greatest mind this world has ever seen-

Narcissist:... thank you, I think???

preciousboi: that's another Bastille song. Send them off! I think-

Lilmeme: i n d e e d

Narcissist: AHHHHHHH-

Lilmeme: >:3

Narcissist: don't you >:3 me-
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nolastname: what up I'm Jared I'm 19 and I fuckin learnt how to read-

preciousboi: I have taught you well

Lilmeme: more you both binge watched vine complications-

nolastname: yeah you didn't teach me jackshit mate-

preciousboi: sorry I can't hear your britishness over my American pride-

Narcissist: born in a dead man's town

Mramerica: bOrN iN tHE uSa-
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Memequeen: hey lils-

Lilmeme: yeah wut

Memequeen: what's one of your favourite moments since meeting this brilliant yet disfunctional family-

Lilmeme: uhhhhhhhh- this is one of my favorites-
Andy: I'm in love with an idiot

Me, holding a pot of coffee: same, I feel ya-

Me: hEy pEtEr i'M gOnnA dRiNk a wHoLe pOt oF cOfFee

Peter, already making a bunch of espresso shots: oH yEaH,,,,, wElL wAtCh mE dRiNk 25 fUcKiNG eSsPREssO sHoTs aNd pRobAbLy dIe-

Mah girlfriend: wAiT nO,,, yOu tWo sTOp-

Memequeen: wanna know my favorite???

Memequeen: huh

Memequeen: huh

Memequeen: huh

Memequeen: huh

Lilmeme: n o -

Memequeen: too fucking bad-

Memequeen: okay so-
Peter, who hasn't slept in a few days because what even is sleep: aNdY mY sPoOn bRoKe :'((((

Andy, tired like a normal person: t,,,,that's a fork for starters. You're eating soup with a fork-

Peter: what? I thought I was eating cereal-

Andy: wut- actually,,, w h y a r e y o u e a t i n g c e r e a l a t m i d n i g h t -

Lillian, pouring coffee into a bowl: what's wrong with eating cereal at midnight huh-

Andy: are you using coffee as the milk in your cereal?

Lillian: maybe now why is it not acceptable to have cereal at midnight huh bitchboi-

Andy:.... I'm going to sleep-

Lilmeme: that was a great moment-

Memequeen: I just wanna say

Memequeen: I can't be the only one who ships the bi disaster with Andy

Lilmeme: I first that-

Narcissist: I second that

Darkmagiciangirl: I third that

Greengiant: I fourth that

Badassqueen: I fifth that

Thestrongestavenger: I sixth that

Totallydead: I seventh that

Strangerthanfiction: I eighth that

Mramerica: I ninth that

Wintersoldier: I tenth that

Clunt: I eleventh that

Sammyboi: I twelfth that

preciousboi: uwu what's this-

Lilmeme: *OWO

preciousboi: Oof my mistake-

preciousboi: OWO what's this

Memequeen: n i c e c o r r e c t i o n
t h e r e -

preciousboi: actually I take that OWO what's this back since I read up

preciousboi: I feel,,,,,, betrayal?????

Lilmeme: g o o d i t s w h a t y o u g e t

Lilmeme: f o r w h a t y o u d i d -

preciousboi: this hurts on a spiritual level-