Lil Marcy: is that a weed??
Jack: no it's just a
Lil Marcy: I'm calling the police *puts 911 in the microwave timer*
911: 911 what's your emergency
Jack: *confusion ensues*
Marcy: *outside with police*
Jack: Is that a police???
Jack: I'm calling the weed *puts 420 in the microwave timer thing*
420: 420 whatcha smoking-
Did you wash the dishes?
I thought you wanted to
Haha you were wrong~
You ask me how I'm doing
I say that I'm fine I lied
I'm dying inside~
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Holy water service (Random Book-)
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