Loki, looks at Peter: you are below me, bow to me, you peasant
Peter: :'0
Avengers: *gasps*
World: *gasps*
Even fuckin Thanos: *gasps*
Universe: *gasps*
Dead people: *gasps*
Every villian: *gasps*
Loki, panicking: sorry sorry do you want me to do magic?? Uhhhh I can turn into a snake-
Loki: p l e a s e d o n ' t c r y s m a l l c h i l d -
YOU ARE READING
Holy water service (Random Book-)
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