Glock Season | Key Glock

III. Glockoma

June 25th, 2018

Cyan | Trouble

"Time for your check up, time for your check up." Miah childish ass sung "Gonna check your ears, check yours eyes, find out how much you've grown."

"Miah shut the hell up." I told her as I grabbed some gloves and put them in my purse

"Better than stealing gloves, lil thieving ass."

"Shut up bitch." I went to the sink filling the glove with water "They don't need this much."

"Get a rubberband and tie it." She got up from the chair

"Help me find one." I told her as I cut the water off holding the glove "It's so squishy."

The door started to open causing me to drop the glove, making water splash everywhere. My doctor walked inside the room and just stared at us.

"Stop stealing my gloves and filling them up with water."

"Y'all have too much anyways." I told her going back over to the bed

"You gained 5 pounds Cyan, what you been eating ?" She asked

"Popeyes." Miah answered "All day, everyday."

"I hope not the one on Lamar, they got roaches."

"Oh no, I go to the one on Union." I told her

"Alright, you know the routine." She said handing me a cup

"I don't even gotta pee." I told her hopping down off the bed

"Better drink some water."

"Once I go in the room, the pee usually just comes." Miah said

"Shut up." I flicked her off walking out of the room to the bathroom

I finished my business and washed my hands handing the cup over to my doctor. I sat back on the bed as Miah scrolled on instagram.

"Hold up, wait a good minute." She said as she tapped her phone screen "Who that ?"

"What you talking bout ?" I asked her

"It's two broads in the studio with Key them, I'm trying to see if this video old or new."

"What Key got on ?"

"Durag, orange shirt and blue jeans." She told me

"That's new, I was with him when he changed into that." I said as she sat next to me on the bed "Who insta is this ?"

"Fat." She said as she started from the beginning

He was so busy talking shit in the camera, he ain't know he was recording them in the background.

"Ion never seen them before." I said

"Shit me neither, and they all look real comfortable with them being there."

"Who the hell does he think he is." I called Key on facetime only for him not to answer "Then he ain't even answer."

"The snap was two hours ago."

"I hope Key ready to fight, nigga can be in the studio but can't bring me popeyes fat nose bastard."

It was a knock on the door and a nurse stepped in with a clipboard

"Hello Ms. Cyan, how are you today ?"

"Straight, I wanna beat some ass but overall I'm straight." I shrugged

"Bitch." Miah started laughing

"Well, that's good." The nurse nodded "I have some great news for you, you tested negative for any sexual diseases."

"Oh I knew that." I told her "Ion play that disease shit, won't catch me with no infected vagina."

"And you're four weeks pregnant."

"Excuse me ?" I looked at her as she stopped smiling "What was that ?"

"You're four weeks pregnant.." She said slowly

"Lemme talk to your manager, ion with it." I shook my head "Uh uh, wrong bitch my life too lit right now. Fuck these kids."

"Cyan !" Miah started dying laughing

"I'm dead the fuck serious, I'm not playing." I looked at her

"Excuse her." Miah apologized as the nurse walked out

"Some four weeks pregnant, bitch what ? Point me to the nearest staircase."

"Cyan, shut yo ass up girl."

"I'm finna call my mama cause these bitches is playing with me, they not finna ruin my summer." I grabbed my phone

"You really calling your mama ? Bitch, you are too grown." She wiped the tears from her eyes

"Mama, these people playing a mean and cruel prank on me talking bout some I'm pregnant."

"Girl, you and that boy always going at it like rabbits." She smacked her lips "I'm suprised you just now getting pregnant."

"Bye, you upsetting me even more." I hung up

"Ain't no more summertime fun for you." Miah laughed as my doctor walked inside

"Why is y'all playing with me ? I'm not pregnant, stop playing with me."

"Even though your in denial, you are indeed four weeks pregnant."

"I'm gon sue y'all." I shook my head "Y'all got the wrong one, wrong patient."

"Alright, lay back since we got the so called wrong patient."

"Cause y'all do, some damn I'm pregnant. I'm a city girl from the 901, fuck these kids."

"Bitch." Miah mumbled as she was just cracking up at this whole thing

"What is you putting on my stomach ?" I jumped feeling this cold gel

"Do you mind hitting the lights for me ?" She asked Miah who turned them off "Do you see that right there ? Listen, we can even hear a heartbeat."

"Hear no evil, see no evil."

"Lord." Miah said trying to keep her laughter to herself

"There you go, little tiny baby right there." She pointed

"The little tiny baby needs to go back where he or she came from." I rolled my eyes

"You are a hot damn mess, you know that ?"

"All my screws aren't there." I told her as Miah cut on the lights

We finished up with my doctors visit with this baby she so call says I have in my stomach. I'm not believing it.

"Key ain't call you yet ?" Miah asked "He usually harass your nerves."

"No, hopefully Meika gave his ass some melatonin or something." I said as my phone started ringing

"He do be hype sometimes, he pop percs ?"

"Not that I know of and why the hell is county calling me ?"

"Oop." She placed her hand on her chest

I answered it and put it on speaker

You have a collect call from, Glock, an inmate at Shelby County Corrections Department

"What the hell this boy done did now." I shook my head

"I'm dead, this nigga said Glock as his name." Miah started laughing "He staying in that motherfucker."

"Shut up hoe."

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